"You don't see them because they don't have them. The don't have them because generally speaking it's the sort of thing that losers do, and by definition people who have jobs and make decent wages aren't losers."
I have them, I work in a conservative corporate envionment and I make a very good wage. Now what?
More like so what. You might wear women's underwear too, but the lumberjack song and your skin illustrations notwithstanding, I strongly suspect that neither practice is widespread in corporate america. Go with the majority. You might be the exception, but that doesn't invalidate my point.