A woman is doing dishes and the the sink starts leaking. She asks her husband to please fix it. Her husband says, “Who do you think I am, a plumber?”
A few hours later a lightbulb in the hall goes out and she asks her husband to replace it because she cannot reach it. Her husband replies, “Who do you think I am an electrician?”
At the end of the evening they are on the front porch and the wife says, “by the way the front porch steps are broken.” The husband replies, “who do you think I am, a carpenter?”
The husband then proceeds to yell at his wife and leaves for the local bar. After a few hours of being at the bar the husband comes home to apologize.
Upon climbing the steps to the porch he notices that they are fixed. He enters the house, walks down the hall and discovers the lightbulb has been changed. He gets a drink of water from the sink and discovers it is no longer leaking. He finds his wife and asks her what happened.
The wife says, “Well, after you yelled at me I sat on the porch and cried. A man came up on the porch to see what was wrong and I told him the whole story. He offered to fix all the problems if I would bake him a cake or sleep with him”. The husband said, “What kind of cake did you bake him?”
The wife replied, “Who do you think I am, Betty Crocker?”
Thanks for the joke! A good one!