Oh, now *that’s* just desperate. Send Katie out for a date with an IED. Real classy, CBS. You know, if we arranged for our wives to be killed instead of divorcing them, we’d be facing charges and jail time. Not CBS. They’d probably get a Peabody Award or something.
You know, Katie was kinda cute when we first met her. We actually believed she even liked us despite our faults but, after the expensive wedding, she's begun looking like a wrinkly old harpie that just can't shut up and accept her place. Desperate times can call for desperate measures so CBS has sent Katie on a, um, well, uh "special assignment". (That sounds so much nicer than "suicide mission").