CBS Sending Couric To Iraq (One Way Ticket?)

Variety ^ | Tue., Aug. 28, 2007 | MICHAEL LEARMONTH

[Hojczyk]

The 6 million are all over 60 and becoming less each year!

[Brucifer]

“What is a Couric?”

I’ts a special type of enema... it works on your brain and your butt at the same time.

[DoughtyOne]

Six million viewers...

That’s roughly 0.02% of the population in the United States.

Excellent work Katie, but are you sure you’re not counting cats, dogs and birds whose owners left the telly on while they went to work?

[jaz.357]

Katie, I know you or your people watch the FREEP. Please, don't do it. You are a strong and good looking girl. Stay that way.

[DeFault User]

Live from Iraq............it's K-K-K-K---Katie...

Not bad. The geezers won't notice and it may attract new viewers who have never seen her before. (And she can take a nice vacation in the Hamptons.)

[Old Sarge]

Hey, it’s simple: one IED, no more contract! It’s a win-win!

[mimaw]

Oh it’s so dangerous for her to go! Her sorry ass will be so protected she won’t break a sweat. She’ll manage to find a few malcontents to piss and moan about their mission and we will learn absolutely nothing new from her broadcasts so CBS save your money, those against a victory in Iraq are still with you and the rest of us don’t pay any attention to your nightly propaganda.

[Tymesup]

Twice, recently, callers to the sports talk show said an athlete was stealing money “like Katie Couric”.

[Abigail Adams]

Why would they do this? I doubt she will do a better job than Lara Logan, who seems to be one tough lady.

[ricks_place]

Cameron County High School math teacher Dawn Mountain also remembers (high school student Kirsten Ann Kinley) Kinley. "She was fairly quiet," Mountain said. "She was always nice to people in class...."

Apparently she was. Nice comment Ms. Dawn

[NewHampshireDuo]

Who ARE these 6 million??? A mere 2% of the total U.S. population

So, the entire gay population of the USA watches Couric?

[AwesomePossum]

She is going over to pull a Walter Cronkite............

[RobbyS]

The same people who watched Schieffer and Rather and before that, Uncle Walter. My guess is that the majority are closer to their age than to hers. But the whole concept of the evening news is so outmoded.

[RobbyS]

If she were smart, she would pair up with Logan. Both gals would gain from the association.

[free_life]

And reporting from deep in the bunker is Katie.......

Is that pigeon poo Katie?

[JoanVarga]

Dueling Katie threads. So I'll repost:

Hopefully, this isn't another trip up her ass.

-Joan

[brushcop]

BWAHAHAHAHA! I love HS quotes! So meaningful.

[kAcknor]

Na, I hear most watch Keith Olbermann...

[SevenofNine]

Make that one way ticket to Iraq LOL!

[frankenMonkey]

You got that right. That was my first thought when I saw this article. She wants to become the great savior of the left.