It sounded like she was trying to give the "PC" answer. If you mention Asian babies, Education, South Africa, and Iraq - maybe you will hit a PC talking point there somewhere.
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable have Education, and AIDS ribbons, and stuff....and uhh,,,,,, and, uh, I believe that our Education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our Education over here in the U.S. should help Funding, and uhh, No Child Left Behind.....and uhhhh.....Enron......and, er, should help the Homeless and should help the Diversity, and Guns are Bad.... so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
Because I’m a blonde, I don’t have to think.
I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks.
Don’t have to worry ‘bout getting a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan,
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see people workin, it just makes me giggle
‘Cause I don’t have to work; I just have to jiggle.
I’m a blonde, B-L-O-N-D.
I’m a blonde; don’t you wish you were me?
I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook.
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me,
But I have this philosophy:
So what?
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for ‘em,
‘Cause whenever I’m around, all the men ignore ‘em,
‘Cause I’m a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.
They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition.
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
Umm ... okay ... what was it? ... umm ...
Don’t tell me ... Oh, yeah, okay.
“Duck, Magnum, duck!”
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I took an IQ test, and I flunked it of course.
I can’t spell VW, but I gotta Porsche,
‘Cause I’m blonde, B-L-I-N-D.
‘Cause I’m a blonde; don’t you wish you were me?
[spoken]
I just want to say that being chosen this month’s Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I’ll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I’m a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
But, my goal is to become a veterinarian ‘cause I love children!
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause were a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Girls think I’m snotty, and maybe it’s true.
With my hair and body, you would be too.
I’m a blonde, B-L- ... I don’t know!
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
‘Cause I’m a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!
~Julie Brown~
If that was my kid, she would not get a cent for pink lip gloss till her grades came up and she learned how to express herself like an educated adult. That, or stay off the podium ...(any podium) rather than make herself ridiculous everytime she opens her mouth!
oh ... and whirled peas.
thank you very much. hi mom!