[OC_Steve]

GRAYLING — Eco-tourists in a deer-watching vehicle, looking forward to observing the mighty creatures in their natural habitat, were instead greeted by the sight of a 10 point buck being dragged back to camp by an American deer hunter on Friday.

I have my Segway all juiced up to go roaming the Texas Hill Country in order to view doves this weekend in their natural habitat. I have my Segwey all "cammied" up and will be sporting a new dove hat. I've even modified the horn to call out "BIRD". I plan to honk it everytime I see a dove.

(BTW - this weekend is opening weekend for dove hunting season in Texas)

[Hacklehead]

“I have my Segway all juiced up to go roaming the Texas Hill Country in order to view doves this weekend in their natural habitat.”

I would almost pay money to see what happens to someone caught riding a segway in Texas (outside of Austin or Dallas).