[George W. Bush]

I could eat at the McDonalds Dollar menu for less than what it costs me to make a healthy dinner.

It's all part of the sinister Master Plan. They fatten up the population of Western countries, nice and plump and succulent.

Next thing you know, there are Martian killing-machines rampaging everywhere, killing and eating our beknighted citizens who are too fat to run away. Not just more of your usual illegal aliens. Hungry, starving illegal aliens. Really, really, alien aliens.

Well, they won't get me. I stay slim so I don't have enough meat to make myself a tasty meal in the coming Martian Massacre of the Fatties.

[jude24]

This sounds like the plot of a movie that would be quite enjoyable under an altered mental state.