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To: Tennessee Nana

‘Dear Presidente Jorge Boosh,

My name is Bario Gomez and I would like to apply for a
pardon, I am a misunderstood Latino expert in fireworks
production and have beeen unjustly imprisoned by a bigoted
redneck judge in Tenneeseeee who hurt my feelings with his
mean words and demeanor (my fellow jail mate said that the
word ‘demeanor’ means even meaner than mean).

Most important Presidente Boosh, I have been denied conjugal
visits from my girlfriend of many years, and the jailers in
this place are using some rule about sheep in a correctional
facility to keep her away.

Thank you Mr. Presidente.

Bario Gomez,
Chattanooga Tenneesseeee

ps - is the ‘Pathway to Citizenship’ included in a pardon?

100 posted on 08/27/2007 1:07:38 AM PDT by mkjessup (Jan 20, 2009 - "We Don't Know. Where Rudy Went. Just Glad He's Not. The President. Burma Shave.")

To: mkjessup; Tennessee Nana

‘Dear Presidente Jorge Boosh, My name is Bario Gomez and I would like to apply for a pardon, I am a misunderstood Latino expert in fireworks production and have beeen unjustly imprisoned by a bigoted redneck judge in Tenneeseeee who hurt my feelings with his mean words and demeanor (my fellow jail mate said that the word ‘demeanor’ means even meaner than mean). Thank you Mr. Presidente. Bario Gomez, Chattanooga Tenneesseeee PS Is the ‘Pathway to Citizenship’ included in a pardon?

PPS Oh, and El Presidente, please continue to send me my UI and Workman's Comp checks, my SS# retirement checks under several names, my SSI checks (for a severe case of ADD), my EITC tax refunds under several ID's, and also my multiple welfare checks under different names. While in jail, I'll make a bundle selling drugs to inmates, so would you please open a Western Union account for me so that I can launder, then convert drug money to pesos, to send back to Acapulco, Mexico where I am buying several luxury condos. Thank you, again, El Presidente Boosh.

104 posted on 08/27/2007 4:48:27 AM PDT by Liz (It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. Voltaire)

Bario Gomez,Undocumented American(pair Meeester Reid!!) Chattanooga Tenneesseeee

Titles added.

106 posted on 08/27/2007 5:21:24 AM PDT by melancholy (Quiz: name one country, other than the USA, that doesn't control its borders.)

Speaking of fireworks experts, anyone heard anything on the two young MEerners with explosives from a few weeks ago?

128 posted on 08/27/2007 8:49:16 PM PDT by AnnaZ (I keep 2 magnums in my desk.One's a gun and I keep it loaded.Other's a bottle and it keeps me loaded)

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