[FormerACLUmember]

Fidel castro is still dead.

[UKrepublican]

Anyone else hearing rumours about an announcement at 4pm EST?

[UglyinLA]

How long before Venezuela annexes Cuba?

[Ramius]

Well, one of these times the report is going to be true. He’s obviously been in poor health. Any day now...

Then things get wierd. My predictions:

1- Raul Castro will take over, but not last long at all.
2- Hugo Chavez will invade to “save the revolution”.

After that... my crystal ball gets a little fuzzy.

[Cogadh na Sith]

He’s been dead for a year now.

[wolfcreek]

In related news: Former President Jimmy Carter seen packing suitcase.

[nfldgirl]

Ding Dong! Fidel is dead!
Which ol' Fidel? The Wicked Fidel!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Fidel is dead!

Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Fidel is dead!
He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below...Yo-ho-ho!
Let's open up and sing and ring the bells out!
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low!
Let them know!!!
The Wicked Fidel is dead!

Fidel is
morally
ethic'lly
spiritually
physically
positively
absolutely
undeniably and
RELIABLY DEAD!!!

Fidel is not only merely dead! ... He's really most SINCERELY DEAD!!!!

Then this is a day of Independence for all the Cubans and their descendants!!!
Yes, let the joyous sing along! Fidel, Fidel is finally gone!

[Bean Counter]

"Castro! You bearded fag! I'd like to chase you down the streets of Havana in my F-4!!"

Col. "Bull" Meacham
"The Great Santini"

[West Coast Conservative]

DRUDGE: CASTRO RUMORS FILL MIAMI

[Uncle Hal]

Lets hope so, If true, things are going to get very interesting in a hurry. Fasten your seat belts and hold on.

[Theresawithanh]

Too bad, he was one hell of a break dancer!

[Palladin]

Yay! This time FOR REAL!!!

I’m lifting my glass of wine in honor of my brave and wonderful friends, Gladys and Luis, and all the other proud Cuban refugees who are up in Heaven with them!

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

No, no, no... I saw footage of him waddling around in a Puma jumpsuit. You can’t fake that sort of thing.

[Halls]

I won’t believe the news till a major news agency or the govt confirms it. Otherwise it is rumor again.

[Abathar]

Man, there is going to be some big street parties in Miami tonight if this holds true. I envy the locals who enjoy Cuban cuisine, they are in for a treat this weekend...

[SergeiRachmaninov]

Praying for the family (familiES, actually, of all the people this thug murdered).

[West Coast Conservative]

Cuba's foreign minister said rumors about Fidel Castro's deteriorating health are untrue.

Felipe Perez Roque made the comments to reporters while attending the Forum for East Asia-Latin American Cooperation in Brazil.

Link

[pyx]

If Castro is indeed dead, I want Guinness World Records to go to Fidel Castro's grave site.

It will have to be one the World's Largest Urinals.

[ladyinred]

Maybe it is really true this time?

[TommyDale]

Fidel Castro’s dying wish was for everyone here to have drinks on his tab.

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