For God's sake, don't go near the old folks' home.
Not that they mind the noise--most are totally or near deaf,but you'd likely knock one out of their wheel-chair.
Have you ever heard birds singing? I'm talking song-birds, that go tweet, not crows or blue jays.
Have somebody take you to a place where you can hear those sounds, somebody with a muffler.
Just listen a few minutes, and you'll appreciate your ears.
She loved to go riding on the back of my bike. She was also insanely jealous of every other woman on the planet. Always had some disparaging remark about other women, or at the very least a colorful euphamism for a title to slap upon them behind their backs. It finally got too annoying and I had to leave,....ANYWAY...
All of the other women that either rode on the back of a bike, as she did, or those who rode their own bike, she called BIKER BROADS...every single one of them. Finally I asked her what was the difference between her and all the other women she referred to as BIKER BROADS...
...*crickets*...she had no answer.
She never could see beyond her own hypocrisy....like many of the most vocal alleged conservatives here on this thread.
humorous reading actually.