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To: guinnessman
How Long is a Chinese name?

That's like:

Q: How much is a Grecian Urn?

A: I don't know, I'll ask him.

-PJ

72 posted on 08/22/2007 3:02:19 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
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To: Political Junkie Too

I have a REALLY REALLY REALLY bad joke about Jews. Seeing as I’m a Jew, should I relate it? (I think it’s funny as Hell but I’ll probably get kicked off if I tell it!)


75 posted on 08/22/2007 3:04:02 PM PDT by KenHorse (It may be the only purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others)
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To: Political Junkie Too

What do you call a dwarf novelist writing under an asumed name?

A Gnome d’ Plume.


83 posted on 08/22/2007 3:08:50 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Political Junkie Too
Pat: I've got a 1957 Henway for sale.

Mike: What's a Henway?

Pat: About two pounds.

176 posted on 08/22/2007 9:48:17 PM PDT by reg45
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