An English adventurer became lost on a walkabout in the Australian outback. After some days without food or water, he stumbles onto a road and sees a sign, Town of Mercy 2 miles.
Regaining hope, he struggles to reach the outskirts of the village and enters the first pub. “Barman, give me a pint, please,” he pleads.
The barman apologizes and tells him, “Sorry, mate but we’re out and the beer delivery is not for another hour.”
The English tells him, “Look, I’m dying of thirst. I’ll drink anything.”
The barman asks, “How ‘bout a cup o’ tea, mate?”
“Certainly, anything, please!”
The barman puts a teacup and saucer in front of the Englishman, reaches under the bar and pulls out a wiggling koala bear. He then pours hot water from the teapot over the Koala into the Englishman’s cup.
The Englishman is aghast. He’s dying of thirst but he just can’t abide this. He looks in his cup and then looks at the barman and complains, “There’s a hair in my tea!”
“Sir,” says the Aussie indignantly, “The koala tea of Mercy is not strained.”.
"What you so upset about, Brah. Dem woods was fully of Koa trees, yea?", asked his friend. "Uhhh yea, dey were!", he answered.
"No big thing Brah." said his friend. Y"ou never hear about Koa trees in motion?"
I think you win the prize. By the way, a termite went into the local tavern and asked, “Where’s the bar tender?”
I think you win the prize. By the way, a termite went into the local tavern and asked, “Where’s the bar tender?”
In the deep south two boll weevils were born at the same time. One grew up and went to Hollywood, where he became rich and famous. The other one stayed on the cotton farm and became known as the lesser of two weevils.