[Old Sarge]

Hick #1: M R MICE
Hick #2: M R NOT
Hick #1: M R 2
Hick #2: TAINT SOW
Hick #1: O S A R
Hick #1: C M EDBD FEET?
Hick #2: L I B, M R MICE!

[elephantlips]

FUNEX?
SVFX
FUNEM?
SVFM
OK IL F M N X

[VA Voter]

Hick #1: M R MICE Them are mice
Hick #2: M R NOT Them are not
Hick #1: M R 2 Them are too
Hick #2: TAINT SOW It ain’t so
Hick #1: O S A R Oh, yes they are
Hick #1: C M EDBD FEET? See them itty bitty feet?
Hick #2: L I B, M R MICE! Well, I’ll be, them are mice!