I pulled into my drive way walked up to my front door
I went inside an noticed there were hoof marks on the floor
I measured them with utmost care an thought the tracks were deer
and suddenly it hit me what was happining in here-
theres a moose in my house, i thought it was a deer
theres a moose in my house but now its really clear,
theres a moose in my house got a mojor problem here
moose moose in my house!!
what am i gonna tell my dog.
I checked my mail an found a box from the serria club
I ran into my bathroom and found moose hair in my tub
my bill from Dell had calls from the Yukon and Montana
my toothbrush smells like moose breath, im missin my pyjamas
theres a moose in my house, i don't no what to do
theres a moose in my house, i steped in moosey poo
theres a moose in my house, my dog is turnin blue
moose moose in my house.
Still laughing!