[VOA]

As soon as they find a Taliban phone-guy...
Hand him on over to Michael Vick and some of his worst dogs.

Failing that get “a couple of brothers” with a pair of pliers and
a blow-torch to help him during the rest of his soon-to-end life.
(a tip of the hat to “Pulp Fiction”/ Mr. Taratino for that!)

[Stoat]

As soon as they find a Taliban phone-guy...
 

You won't get any arguments from me  :-)