IMO, you have to own a FReeper hardware item.
Like a FReeper cup with “Netmilsmom” on it, even if the kiddies dropped it and it has no handle. Now it is not a coffee mug, but a nifty pencil holder.
Oh, and at least two FReeper magnets.
Got mine. Actually, I (with Diotima and 0cents) paid for and distributed those mugs to all dollar a day FReepers...wanted to show our appreciation for keeping this place afloat.