The dirty, dirty Dutch,
They don’t amount to much.
But they’re a damn sight better than the Irish.
There’s Amsterdam Dutch and Rotterdam Dutch
And the Potsdamn Dutch
And all the other damn Dutch.
Sing Glorious! Glorious!
One keg of beer for the four of us.
Glory be to God that there ain't no more of us,
'Cause one of us could drink it all alone,
Damn near!