HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha....
Wife gets a magazine - Redbook, or something like that. In between the recipes and ads for feminine hygene products, there's always an article or two on "What YOUR man wants".
Written for women, by women. How the h*ll do they know what I want?
And, why waste pages of typeface on it. Mostly, I'd say that men want "To be Left Alone." A more pithy comment would be "Control of the TV remote." or for women to "Show up naked and bring beer."
“What YOUR man wants”.
How about, STOP TALKING during sports and war movies that I am currently watching on TV.
How about open the beer that you bring to me.
Funny how the simple solution is the most effective.