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I have a friend who uses a fake leg. He has a permit but rarely uses it. This guy doesn’t let teh handicap slow him at all. I’ve snow skied, water skied and ridden bikes with him. He drove a five speed for many years.
The last illicit handicap parking malefactor I saw had no permit but about 10 wildly offensive liberal and democrat party bumper stickers on the car. It was so tempting to soap his windows while he was in the store.
Reminds me of the joke about the car parked in the expired meter. An older guy comes out of the store and sees a meter maid writing a ticket for parking on an expired meter. So he says "How about giving on old guy a break?" She just keeps writing. He says I was protecting your freedom from little Nazis like you before your parents even met, How about just letting me put a quarter in the meter?" She gives him a really dirty look and rips off one ticket and starts writing another for being too far from the curb. He says, "That's not fair, just because you're having a bad day don't take it out on me." She looks at the tires and then starts writing another ticket for unsafe equipment. He says "You really are into abusing your little bit of authority aren't you." She says "Sir if you don't move your car immediately I'll have it impounded. He says "You wouldn't dare." She gets on on the radio and calls the tow truck which then comes and takes away the car. She says "Maybe that will teach you to be polite to cops." He says "Two things. First, you're not a cop, you're a meter maid, and second, I couldn't care less. I have no idea whose car that is. I just noticed that it had a Kerry sticker on it and figured anyone who has one of those on so long after the election deserves a bit of grief." and off he went.
Wow, he needs a permit for his fake leg? That's a tough town you live in!
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