[Griddlee]

Humans rank among the most repulsive, foul smelling creatures on the planet.

Which is why humans started adorning themselves with the furs of animals and the feathers of birds.

And why cats don’t need to wear lipstck.

[Thumper1960]

Humans rank among the most repulsive, foul smelling creatures on the planet.

Speak for yourself.

And try soap, deodorant and plastic surgery if it's so offensive.

[Hoosier-Daddy]

You’ve been hanging out with the Houynyms too long...