After I stopped laughing about it, I was able to work up some sympathy for him.
He made a mistake, for sure, but at least he had enough sense not to drive drunk. He looked for a ride. It’s not as if he got drunk, drove his car off a bridge, and left his passenger for dead, like one sainted Democrat.
He’s getting a humility lesson that he could have used about 35 years ago.
He did drive drunk. He got into his vehicle and left the area.