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To: Dysart
This guy brought a turtle to my Mother at work and she brought it home for my brother to keep as a pet. It turns out it was a snapping turtle. One day he was handing it off to one of his pals and it extended its neck and bit my brother on the stomach then quickly extracted itself into the shell. It stayed clamped on his stomach and we couldn’t get it off.

He was passing out because when he breathed it clamped down harder. They called an ambulance. Meanwhile he’s in a recliner and one boy is holding the turtle in the air so it wouldn’t fall over and rip the meat from my brother’s stomach. Another guy was stabbing it with a knife but it didn’t let go. Then the neighbor came in with a garden hose and started spraying it (he was a nutcase).

Anyway, my brother’s friend finally grabs a hammer and knocks a perfect hole in the shell. Then the nutcase jambs the hose into the hole and the turtle’s legs and neck came out and blew up like a balloon. It finally let go. The ambulance got there a short time later and one of the paramedics, a young girl, refused to help my brother because she was mad about the turtle being killed. The other paramedic gave him a shot and loaded him onto a gurney and took him to the hospital.

9 posted on 08/18/2007 10:40:02 AM PDT by Jaysun (It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
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"He's eating like a pig,"

I would hazzard to guess he is eating like a tortoise.

12 posted on 08/18/2007 10:42:43 AM PDT by Long Island Pete
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To: Jaysun

Ouch! That’s a gruesome tale. I’ve always had a soft spot for Turtles and Torti, but I’d probably have to draw the line at Snapping Turtles, or at least admire them from a great distance.


17 posted on 08/18/2007 10:45:55 AM PDT by Dysart
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To: Jaysun

If you’re dumb enough to play with a snapping turtle, you deserve what you get. I hope the jerk who tortured this turtle gets real jail time.


20 posted on 08/18/2007 10:50:12 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: Jaysun

Wow! Sounds like the real parties are happening at your house!


28 posted on 08/18/2007 11:27:51 AM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Jaysun
Should have tried a zippo


one of the paramedics, a young girl, refused to help my brother because she was mad about the turtle being killed. The other paramedic gave him a shot and loaded him onto a gurney and took him to the hospital.

That sounds like grounds for a lawsuit

31 posted on 08/18/2007 11:52:38 AM PDT by Charlespg (Peace= When we trod the ruins of Mecca and Medina under our infidel boots.)
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