[FReepaholic]

..."In fact, you can even reduce your carbon emissions to zero."...

Actually, that's a true statement.

We CAN reduce our carbon emissions to zero: we can commit suicide.

Which is exactly what the enviro-wackos want. They want Man to die out and leave "Gaia" to herself and her critters.

[Northern Yankee]

Which is exactly what the enviro-wackos want.

Yep... they all want it, but I haven't heard of a rash of suicides by the enviro-wackos.

They can go first, and do us all a favor.

[Gorzaloon]

We CAN reduce our carbon emissions to zero: we can commit suicide.

No, we have to never be born in the first place.

Cremation is out.

Burial is out. Think of the CO2, Methane, other decay products, plus worm and beetle farts.

[B.O. Plenty]

Even suicide will take a while to reduce emissions to zero...

the decomposion process takes weeks, and emits all kinds of noxious gasses in the process...including....yeeeeesssss...CO2.

[goodwithagun]

Does body decomposition have any negative effects on Mother Earth?

[Mercat]

Leave Gaia to herself, her critters and people like Al Gore and Ted Turner.

[Getready]

not true, you will decompose and other animals will eat you,
and they will thrive and produce more C02...

[Philistone]

Not entirely accurate. Your dead body will give up quite a bit of greenhouse gas as you decompose.

[Publius6961]

We CAN reduce our carbon emissions to zero: we can commit suicide.

Well, no.
I am not a biological expert, by any means, but I believe one of the gases of decomposition is CO2; as is carbon released in the recycling of all mammals.

Matter can be neither created nor destroyed (on earth).

[Old Professer]

Gaia’s on her death bed and it is deniers and greed-mongers like you who put her there; I can’t get out of here soon enough to suit me.