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Cannibal Tribe Apologises For Eating Methodists
The Telegraph (UK) ^
| 8-16-2007
| Nick Squires
Posted on 08/16/2007 2:12:55 PM PDT by blam
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I read a report of an anthropologist who had taken a recent trip to a remote part of New Guinea, he had to pay the tribes before they would allow him entry. Anyway, he said the government and the tribes swear that cannabilism (eating of humans) had ceased. But, he said that isn't the case. Seems the natives have a new tact, they claim now that an evil spirit/being can 'take-over' a human body and that 'it' is no longer human and okay to kill and eat. They're eating the evil/foreign spirit now, not humans.
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:13:01 PM PDT
by
blam
To: SunkenCiv
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:13:27 PM PDT
by
blam
(Secure the border and enforce the law)
To: blam
that could be an onion headline
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:14:52 PM PDT
by
RolandBurnam
(soylent brown is poop)
To: blam
An apology’s not good enough. We want reparations!
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:14:55 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(Liberals will lick the boot on their necks if they think the other boot is on yours and mine.)
To: blam
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:15:34 PM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: blam
“Yeah, sorry about all that.” ::burrrrrrp!::
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:15:39 PM PDT
by
inkling
(exurbanleague.com)
To: blam
This is where the Boogies (Bogeyman) came from.
To: blam
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:16:17 PM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: blam
They chose Methodists because clowns “taste funny” ??
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:16:28 PM PDT
by
xcamel
("It's Talk Thompson Time!" >> irc://irc.freenode.net/fredthompson)
To: blam
Missionary, The other white meat.........
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:16:47 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(All I know about Minnesota, I learned from Garrison Keilor..................)
To: blam
New Yorker cartoon, anyone?
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:16:51 PM PDT
by
Oratam
To: blam
So it would have been OK if they were Presbyterian or Catholics?
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To: blam
Better “ate” than never.....
Meadow Muffin
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:17:30 PM PDT
by
rwgal
To: xzins
Ping to a Methodist...Apparently you folks are good eatin’. ; )
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:18:06 PM PDT
by
opus86
To: All
Mmmmmmm...long pork.
(insert Homer Simpson picture here.)
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:18:08 PM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(All comments now being monitored by BOR. He's looking out for you!)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:18:41 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(Liberals will lick the boot on their necks if they think the other boot is on yours and mine.)
To: rwgal
Did you hear the story of the cannibal that passed his brother in the jungle?
Meadow Muffin
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:18:49 PM PDT
by
rwgal
To: RolandBurnam
My first thought was this was from Scrappleface.
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:19:13 PM PDT
by
stm
To: blam
They ate the missionaries because they were proselytizing. That’s because the previous set of Christian missionaries tasted so good. These Methodist ministers did not taste nearly as good because they were the wrong religion.
The previous set of missionaries — the ones that tasted good? They were Friars.
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posted on
08/16/2007 2:19:32 PM PDT
by
No Truce With Kings
(The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
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