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Commercial #2: After 9/11, New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani attended the funeral of every firefighter and every policeman killed, except when that was impossible because more than one funeral was held simultaneously. However, New York Senator Hillary Clinton attended only one.

[Joe Boucher]

Oh!
I’m surprised she emptied her busy shakedown schedule for even one heros funeral.

[ScoochDude]

No, Hillary attended two memorials. . .
The two that were televised.