[ThisLittleLightofMine]

I do not have faith that the current TSA clerk could possibly have the skills to do this with 16 hours of training.

[Ramius]

That’s nice.

[skepsel]

I’m always surprised when they manage to put their shoes on the correct feet and line up the buttons on their shirts properly. They always seem to pick me to take off my shoes.

How many terrorists look like tired middle aged bald white men?