[colderwater]

I like to tell creationists: “The world is only a few seconds old. All of it, cosmic background radiation, dinosaur fossils, radioisotopes & decay products all in the right ratios to make the universe appear 13 or so billions years old; all of it put there just seconds ago to mess with your heads. God is joker.”

C.W.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

That won’t work with that crowd. They have their interpretation of the Bible to point to, including such presumptions as a “day” during the Creation was identical to the 24-hour rotation of the Earth on its axis. There’s no reasoning with these people. One can be convinced of Creation without being a Young-Earther, but once you accept the presumptions of the Young-Earthers, there’s just no room for any further cogent thought.

[RaceBannon]

Then you must be the punch line.