I asked if you’d tell me
How you drove so far without stopping
your only reply was, “Depends.”
When I said your perfume was not to my taste
You sprayed my eyes
with your can of mace...
This is gonna take some work.
You like to brag
that you’re some
high altitude piece of tail
But you are just a
lovestruck moonbat stalker
who is damn lucky to get bail