Instant karma's gonna get you...
Unter Leuntnant Pryor, your pomposity is only surpassed by your remarkable discombobulation. If you act like an ass, expect thinking people to notice the stench. And your "stuff" sure does STINK!
Telluride's elected offices are filled by Libertarians, Green Party members and Democrats. They describe their town as "open and accepting," even if visitors don't see it that way.
Open and accepting. They reject the majority of Americans in one swell foop.