Ten Facts About Ron Paul That May Shock You
- Ron Paul is a reincarnation of Thomas Jefferson.
- Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his Bill of Rights.
- Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Constitution and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
- Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.
- Ron Paul was raised in the wild by a pair of American bald eagles.
- Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
- Ron Paul lives in a house made of integrity.
- Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.
- I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.
- If you pull Ron Paul's finger, a band will march by playing Yankee Doodle Dandy.
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