Why not have fun with my profile? Obviously I don’t mind people knowing what I do, or I wouldn’t have a public performance job.
BTW, I don’t wear tights, except sometimes to fight in (mostly when my bloomers are wrinkled). 90% of the day I’m in a court dress, and my ensemble weighs around 30 pounds.
Outdoors. In Texas. August through November. Entertaining diehard fans, families, casual passers-through, and drunks for 12 hours a day.
So tell me what a puss I am.