Quix, you won't believe who just broke down my front door looking for booze. I was right. My neighbor Bob is here in my den. I had no idea that he is a FReeper who posts under the moniker "Clam Digger". I recognized him from his comments but I wasn't sure.
He's just grabbed my last bottle of Jack Daniels from the liquor cabinet. I guess he was desperate, so I let him have it.
He only lives two houses over. He's not driving. Should I let him drink it?
I don't know what to do. I'm going to go out for a smoke on my deck, I'll let him log in to FR on my computer.
He's not driving. I rode my motorcycle. And I stole your smokes that were on the kitchen counter. Oh yeah, i took that mavis bacon typing tutor to see how well I do with each shot. I love drinking sports. (It's more than a game at my level!)
Damn, least you could have had a full bottle on hand.