“It has been understood for quite a while that MADDs overall agenda is total Prohibition of alcohol.”
Next on their agenda is a finger sensor to be built into the handle of all new refrigerators which will not allow the door to open if you’ve already consumed more than one beer in the past week.
Prohibition was a failure in the '20s. It will be a failure today.
As to a finger sensor on a refrigerator, I see this as a great opportunity for an ambitious would-be entreprenaur to bring back and market the icebox of the 40's and previous years. The later generations can experience history as they witness "the iceman" delivering those big chunks to every house.
What could beat that? Dad and Mom enjoying a cold beer and the kids living a past era.
If Al Gore approves coal as energy-saving, children of this century won't just read about the coal trucks which deposited this home-heating product directly into home basement coal bins via chutes. They will have the fun of watching the noisy procedure as they sit on nearby steps.
Not to worry.