[Bryan]

Some guy celebrating his birthday, has a couple of beers sitting at home, his wife all of a sudden decides she is having her baby 5 weeks early.....

That's what ambulances are for. If you live somewhere out there in the hills and an ambulance would take 45 minutes to get there, that's what neighbors are for.

If you don't have any neighbors, you shouldn't have been drinking in the first place when your wife is pregnant and 34 weeks along, because that kid can decide to pop out at any time. This is what we people in the civilized world like to call "personal responsibility."

[dragnet2]

Some guy celebrating his birthday, has a couple of beers sitting at home, his wife all of a sudden decides she is having her baby 5 weeks early.....

That's what ambulances are for.

And if they live rurally, 30 miles from the nearest paramedics/hospital?

OK, how about #165 scenario?

I've got another 500 scenarios that could cause death or injury to those not being able to start their vehicle immediately.

But start with #165.

[dragnet2]

Take your time with #165

[Rembrandt]

‘That’s what ambulances are for. If you live somewhere out there in the hills and an ambulance would take 45 minutes to get there, that’s what neighbors are for.

If you don’t have any neighbors, you shouldn’t have been drinking in the first place when your wife is pregnant and 34 weeks along, because that kid can decide to pop out at any time. This is what we people in the civilized world like to call “personal responsibility.”’

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