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To: WesternCulture
On no! Hans Brix!

12 posted on 08/06/2007 12:11:24 PM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: evets

Kim: Hans Brix? Oh, no.

Oh, herro,
great to see you again, Hans.

Hans: Mr. II, I was supposed to be allowed
to inspect your palace today, and your guards won’t let me into certain areas.

Kim: Hans, Hans, Hans. We’ve been through this a dozen times. I don’t have any weapons of mass destruction, okay, Hans?

Hans: Then let me look around so I can ease the U.N.’s collective mind.

Kim: Hans, you’re breaking my barrs here. Hans, you’re breaking my barrs.

Hans: I’m sorry, but the U.N. must be
firm with you. Let me see your whole palace or else.

Kim: Or else what?

Hans: Or else we will be very, very angry with you. And we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.

Kim: Okay, I’ll show you, Hans.
You ready?

Stand a rittle to your reft.

A rittle more.

Good.

There you go, Hans Brix.

How you rike that,
you f-—ing c-—s-——?

Do you have any idea
how f-—ing busy I am, Hans Brix?

Well, f-— you.
You want inspection?

Well, inspect that, you b-—f—ing piece of s-—.


19 posted on 08/06/2007 1:47:59 PM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
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