Skip to comments.
Pencil removed from woman's head
Reuters on MSNBC.com ^
| August 6, 2007
Posted on 08/06/2007 9:48:48 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-26 next last
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Sometimes you just can’t make stuff like this up!
Imagine all the jokes if it got stuck in her neck.
2
posted on
08/06/2007 9:51:34 AM PDT
by
stm
To: stm
I bet that it would have been a real pain in the neck!
Now, if it had gotten stuck in her nether regions...
3
posted on
08/06/2007 9:54:25 AM PDT
by
rabscuttle385
(Sic Semper Tyrannis * U.Va. Engineering '09 * Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Democrat * Fred in 2008)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
As teacher always said, it’s funny until someone puts an eye out.
4
posted on
08/06/2007 9:54:56 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(School's Out. Drive Safely)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Did her intelligence skyrocket like Homer Simpson’s?
To: rabscuttle385
It would have brought a whole new meaning to the term pencil necked geek
6
posted on
08/06/2007 10:00:04 AM PDT
by
stm
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I guess you could say she “got the lead out”
7
posted on
08/06/2007 10:01:58 AM PDT
by
compman
(left handed people are the only ones in their right mind!)
To: macamadamia
Xray from the procedure.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I wish someone would dislodge that pen from Hannity’s hand!
9
posted on
08/06/2007 10:03:49 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Duncan Hunter is the best hope we have on both fronts.)
To: Trailerpark Badass
10
posted on
08/06/2007 10:04:25 AM PDT
by
Maceman
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I don't know why but I thought of this.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I heard a story from someone who works in a clinic that serves mostly, well, let's call them "indigenous populace".
A woman came in for treatment of a bloody nose (with her infant) and wanted help getting a restraining order against her boyfriend.
When asked why she needed the restraining order, she said "because he shoved a straw up my nose".
Curious about the choice of weapon, she was asked about why a straw was used for the attack.
She responded "because I was doing his coke with it at the time".
True story.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
13
posted on
08/06/2007 10:05:09 AM PDT
by
SmithL
(si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Will she still be able to make Number 2?
14
posted on
08/06/2007 10:05:23 AM PDT
by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: Trailerpark Badass
LOL...Homer and the crayon.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I’m amazed she die from an infection.
16
posted on
08/06/2007 10:07:09 AM PDT
by
Kirkwood
To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
Eraserhead I saw that movie.
I think.
Sorta, kinda, maybe. Uh, I don't really remember...
To: Kirkwood
18
posted on
08/06/2007 10:08:33 AM PDT
by
jdm
To: stm
Imagine all the jokes if it got stuck in her neck.I had half of a chicken wishbone stuck in my throat and had to go into surgery to have it removed. I got sick of the same joke over and over, as doctors, nurses, hospital staff, friends and family all found they could't resist asking me, "Did you get your wish?"
19
posted on
08/06/2007 10:12:13 AM PDT
by
Elyse
(I refuse to feed the crocodile.)
To: SmithL
20
posted on
08/06/2007 10:12:59 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(I voted for George Bush - not Jorge Arbusto.)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-26 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson