[Recovering Hermit]

“I don’t speak ghetto. I don’t understand Ebonics. Speak English.”

I'm with the "perp" on this one.

[Daffynition]

I don’t know about Texas, but around the public/community pools I have been, smoking is not allowed.

So if I talk with a lisp, or a French accent, I can get punched in the mouth for making a reasonable request?