Actually, the Church is growing quite well thanks in part to our missionaries and our ranks of converts includes ministers (well, former ministers now) from many other faiths.
If our message was so weird and our doctrines so far off track, you shouldn’t be worried about us going around telling people about it.
I have tried to look this up and explanations are so convoluted and full of incomprehensible jargon and strange names, and even the Indians get tossed into the mix somehow...
Looking into this from the outside you Mormons need to realize how the whole issue seems to be a lot of mumbo-jumbo to normal Christians.