That actually looks like the pro-Hezbollah candidate, Mitt Romney. I hear he gives pretzels a complex as he takes numerous contradictory stances on any given issue. At last count, Mitt has twisted his neck (doesn’t he have the backbone to stand by his beliefs?) on abortion, gun control and “assault weapons,” Hezbollah, homosexual marriage, and critters.
You’re right, CP, that there are some desperate fetishists here - the difference is you should probably be looking among your own ranks.