It makes me believe that it's been less than 2 1/2 hours since it happened and the cops haven't had time to issue a statement yet.
The sub, piloted by 35-year-old Philip Rey, came within 100 feet of the luxury cruise liner.
Well in fact it was Rey. I bet that's short for Reymajojobe huh? Quit looking for boogeymen, the government bothers with that enough as it is...