[ME-262]

The only good snake is a dead snake!

I killed a bull snake yesterday. After dropping a large rock on his head and dousing him with cold water I blew him in half with my 12 Gage.
It makes my day if I can run over a snake while driving. I try to avoid hitting all other animals.
I am getting pretty good at blowing snakes apart with my 12 Ga. I can’t recall if the over or under barrel fires first, but I aim both barrels in line just below the head so that whichever barrel fires I still end up with severed snake.
Usually parts of the snake go flying up into the air and I have a creepy fear that a piece of the evil critter will fly back at me and land on me. I even hate worms for looking like snakes. You won’t catch me wearing or eating any snake.
I once skinned a couple of snakes. It was creepy. Hours after shoveling off their heads I threw them in a sink full of hot water to clean them and they thrashed about like mad. The Damn things are possessed.

[ME-262]

I have swerved to run over hundreds of busted fan belts lying on or beside the roadway in hopes that one of them might be a snake upon closer view. There is nothing like the joy of seeing one of those devil-creatures writhing around in my rear view mirror.

[RoadGumby]

Wow, you could pass as a double for a DU poster.