[in hoc signo vinces]

They’re great until 3 years after marriage...then they tend to mysteriuosly not be getting along with you, file for divorce, obtain their green card and disappear...

[ObadiahLynch]

So, you get another then. That’s the mail order bride business, after all.

[snarks_when_bored]

Three years, huh? I'm pretty sure that by that time I'd be ready to say "Do svidaniya!" to her, too...