At least in the medieval period, they knew what the rules were.
And, btw, a particular pet peeve of mine - "the hoi polloi" is redundant, like "Rio Grande River". "Hoi" is a transliteration of the Greek definite article ʿoi (the diacritical mark ought to be over the omicron, but the font won't do it)
Anyways, just so you know: you're the first person that has ever gotten onto my case 'bout the use of hoi polloi. I don't know what Cracker Jacks box you obtained your lexicon (there's a prize in every box) from, but hoi polloi refers to the "common people" not that which is colloquially connotated as being the novoue riche.
Hoi polloi is a borrowing of the Greek phrase hoi polloi, consisting of hoi, meaning "the" and used before a plural, and polloi, the plural of polus, "many." In Greek hoi polloi had a special sense, "the greater number, the people, the commonalty, the masses." This phrase has generally expressed this meaning in English since its first recorded instance, in an 1837 work by James Fenimore Cooper. "Hoi polloi" is sometimes incorrectly used to mean "the elite," [see? Ah, ha ah-HAH!] possibly because it is reminiscent of high and mighty or because it sounds like "hoity-toity". · Since the Greek phrase includes an article, some critics have argued that the phrase "the hoi polloi" is redundant. But phrases borrowed from other languages are often reanalyzed in English as single words. For example, a number of Arabic noun phrases were borrowed into English as simple nouns. The Arabic element al- means "the," and appears in English nouns such as alcohol and alchemy. Thus, since no one would consider a phrase such as "the alcohol" to be redundant, criticizing the hoi polloi on similar grounds seems pedantic. - Usage Note (The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2006 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved).Consider yourself "slammed" whilest I do the Church-lady "Superior Dance". (In your face, In your face, In Your Face. My aren't I feeling special?). You are "slammed" sir, do not try some cheap specious and transparent attempt to un-slam yourself. Everybody will see your feeble attempts as being nothing more than the tactics of a desperate slammee to un-slam themselves.
Snicker, snicker, chortle, chortle, guffaw. Just what in the $$*#@( is the difference between a chortle and a guffaw anyways?
Raygun snickers and chortles, with a mighty well pleased smirk on his face.