I find your use of “church” in a pejorative sense to be ironically amusing. Thanks for that!
[A United Atheist Alliance meeting.]
UAA Leader: Fellow atheists: the time child has returned with information on our sworn enemies, the Allied Atheist Alliance. They have started digging for clams in sector J7. If we mount an all-out attack, we can wipe out their food supply!
UAA 2: But, those are civilian otters.
UAA Leader: We cannot tolerate the otters! Their Science is flawed! Their answer to the Great Question is different from ours.
UAA 3: Yes, but... sending out all our ships at the same time... it would leave our city exposed!
UAA Leader: ...That’s why we have to be super-duper sure that nobody finds out we’re doing it.
[Unified Atheist League headquarters. The UAL elders gather to discuss the situation]
UAL 1: [hanging upside down from a jet-powered platform] The United Atheist Alliance is about to send out all its defense ships to take down the Allied Atheist Allieance’s clam fields.
UAL 2: Praise Science. This is your chance, young Shvek, to avenge your father’s death.
UAL 3: Careful, son. Just because their Science leads them to a different answer to the Great Question doesn’t mean we have the right to kill them all.
Shvek: No! Our answer to the Great Question is the only logical one. Our Science is great. [walks away from the table and stands before a wall] Let us not forget the great Richard Dawkins who finally freed the world of religion long ago. [a painting is shown, with Dawkins in it] Dawkins knew that logic and reason were the way of the future. [More of the painting is shown: Mrs. Garrison appears] But it wasn’t until he met his beautiful wife that he learned using logic and reason isn’t enough. You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn’t think like you. [turns around] Prepare all the troops! We will level the United Atheist Alliance to the ground!