My favourite breakfast has to be Syrian Coffee (very similar to Greek or Turkish but with more of a fruity flavour as you get to the grounds) and a bowl of hot and sour soup with congeled pig’s blood (adds that sweet taste). Throw in a glass of grapefruit juice or a pummelo to round it out.
I thought this was cute!
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, “I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit...”
“And what can I get for you, Mr. President?”
George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink and slight grin.... “How about a quickie this morning?”
“Why, Mr. President!” the waitress exclaims “How rude! You’re starting to act like Mr. Clinton! “
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..........
“It’s pronounced, ‘Quiche’. “