[ontap]

Well! I guess there are perfectly innocent reasons far having a suitcase full of cocaine, but I be damn if I can think of one.

[ellery]

Here’s an all-too-common one: a corrupt official coveted your belongings, so s/he planted cocaine.

This is why the Founders set up a nation of laws, not of men. It’s simple: let those who are accused of a crime exercise their due-process rights, and have their day in court.

[elkfersupper]

Fast forward a few years:

Well! I guess there are perfectly innocent reasons far having a suitcase full of cocaine Big Macs, but I be damn if I can think of one.

There, all fixed.