Posted on 07/25/2007 5:41:43 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
Edwards bikes with Lance Armstrong: 'The biggest problem is my butt hurts'...
Then the link.
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070725/NEWS/70725054/1001
without a seat?
I guess the Breck girl is not a virgin anymore.
I was tempted to post.
When does it not?
Well, I guess he can’t shove a tangerine up there to make it better.
This is so wrong on so many levels
'The biggest problem is my butt hurts'Paging Ann Coulter...
No, the biggest problem is that his hair gets mussed, his makeup starts running, and his pristine manicure gets scuffed. The humanity!
Let the games begin.
Headline of the month.
I guess Edward’s hymen broke.
I’m not touching this one
snicker, snicker
I agree, primarily because it’s very unmanly-can you imagine Teddy Roosevelt making such a comment? Edwards really IS looking to be America’s first woman president. Disgraceful!
Way to easy!
I can plug about 15 one liners in this one!
There are so many jokes that come to mind, but this is a family-friendly site, so I’ll have to restrain myself.
Let Sheryl Crow sooth it with a sheet of toilet paper.
. — Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards squeezed into a pair of Spandex bike shorts today and pedaled on the RAGBRAI route with champion cyclist Lance Armstrong.
After riding from just north of Dumont to Kesley, Edwards wrapped his arms around a several riders from Team Killer Bees
(snip)
Then he sat down in Kesley for a diet soda and a pork chop.
(snip)
The candidate was sweaty after about a dozen miles, but there was no evidence of helmet hair.
(snip)
This is actually not hard, this is fun,” Edwards said as he climbed a hill on County Road T16 on a black Trek road bike he borrowed for the day. “The biggest problem is my butt hurts. Is that normal?”
“Do you want some Chamois Butt’r?” Peter Klein, of Beloit, Wisc., asked him.
“What’s that?” Edwards said, as a string of riders from Team Trousermouse cruised past.
Klein, a 27-year-old with a beard and round John Lennon-style sunglasses, explained that it’s a skin cream cyclists use to prevent chafing and soothe saddle sores. He handed the senator a travel-sized packet and said he hoped it helped.
LOL - this is just too darned funny. He has opened himself up as the “butt” of so many jokes with his own actions and comments. John Edwards: the gift that keeps on giving.
Poor John. Sore all over.
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