[Graybeard58]

My son who is a LEO has a rather large dog that lives in his house. When anyone fakes an attack on my son, the dog attacks my son. However, the dog is very protective of my D-I-L.

If a bad guy broke in his house, the dog would abet him. Fortunately my son has a gun in every room of the house but is hoping that his dog doesn't learn how to use them.

[gridlock]

Reminds me of the story of the man whose job it was to get gorillas out of trees using a ladder, a trained dog and a shotgun...

[Hacklehead]

“My son who is a LEO has a rather large dog that lives in his house. When anyone fakes an attack on my son, the dog attacks my son. However, the dog is very protective of my D-I-L.”

The solution is simple. Send your D.I.L. to confront the burglar.