Randal Graves: Oh, I’m crazy? Those f****n’ hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a f*****g volcano.
Randal Graves: [describing the Lord of the Rings Trilogy] Here’s the first movie.
[walks a few steps, staring blankly]
Randal Graves: And here’s the second movie.
[walks a few steps again, pretends to trip]
Hobbit Lover: He is way off, loser.
Randal Graves: You ready for the third movie?
[walks yet again, stops, pretends to throw the ring into the volcano. Shrugs his shoulders and turns around]
Randal Graves: Even the trees walked in those f****n’ movies.
Mark
ROFL! I was never into the Hobbit books, but rented the first Hobbit movie when the wife was gone one night to crank up the sound and get into what I thought would be an “EPIC” movie. I fell asleep a few times but made it to the end.