I think we all should adopt the burka dress. We can wear the mask on the public streets too. I’ll take mine in bright red. My eyes are brown and it will look so cool—and best part of it—no one will know who I am or my sex.
In Northern Virginia there are some high rise condos at Bailey’s Crossroad full of Muslims from some country that requires the women to wear a truly frightening metal mask over their faces, in addition to the table cloth and the bathrobe-like clothing. The men wear sandals with their dirty feet and talon-like toenails showing. The women all look like Darth Vader’s concubines, and the entire building smells like some kind of unspeakable food. I suspect there is some goat roasting going on in the parking lot, too, not to mention the planning of the next horrific attack on our country. My brother-in-law was living there until Islamic Jihad took over, but he sold his condo and moved somewhere that women aren’t wearing metal masks.
Is that a bomb under your burka, or are you just happy to see me? Blackbird.